Fashion rules; do you still follow them?

1. No socks with sandals
2. When in doubt wear black. A black dress, top, or trouser never goes out of style
3. No overalls (unless you actually work on the farm)
4. Clothes should always be comfortable...not too tight and not too loose.
5. Wear something that fits! No muffin tops, bulges, or pouches please.
6. Gold with silver jewelry
7. Men should never wear jean shorts. No exceptions.

What do you think?